The farmer and the cowman

Oh, MacArthur and Mark Driscoll should be friends.
John MacArthur and Mark Driscoll should be friends.
One man things God's signs did end.
The other thinks that's deism,
But that's no reason why they can't be friends.

West coast preacher men should stick together.
West coast preacher men should all be pals.
Talk out their eschatolagies
And work out all their rows.

I'd like to say a word for MacArthur
He preaches God's Bible the way he should.
He may be dispensational but he preaches what is true
He goes on Larry King and says what's so.

Mark Driscoll normally preaches sound theology
He preaches hell, the Trinity, and grace.
It's one thing to disagree with another,
But calling them names won't get you any place.

John MacArthur and Mark Driscoll should be friends
For they preach against religion and the end.
Mark, please get over your pride,
Have lunch with John Mac, take his side
Because you preach the same thing.  Be his friend.